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Lars Cvek

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
-1 +2 -1 0 -1 0
  • Hit Points: 3
  • Armor Class:11
  • Hit: +2
  • Weapon: a wet cutlass (d4 -1)

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR AGI PRE TOU
+0 +1 +0 +0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Morale: 6
  • Armor: cloth -d2
  • Weapon: a wet cutlass d4

Lars Cvek is a burly matriarch wearing a sandy brown gown and a cream pair of pants. They have brown eyes and black hair which is worn down in front of their eyes. They're currently drinking wine.

Lars speaks in a measured, patient voice and seems dreadfully bored.

You can just barely make out the title on the mended book they have: Memoirs of an Undead Gigolo.

Lars has something in their pocket: A tiny pocket mirror. It shows a better version of oneself. And they're carrying a shoulder bag with nothing in it.