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Neptunusper Fa Bizjak

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
0 -1 +1 0 +1 -1
  • Hit Points: 11
  • Armor Class:11
  • Hit: -1
  • Weapon: unarmed (d2)

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR AGI PRE TOU
+0 +0 +0 +0
  • Hit Points: 4
  • Morale: 8
  • Armor: cloth -d2
  • Weapon: unarmed d2

Neptunusper Fa Bizjak is a miserable dunce wearing a charred bronze vest. They have wandering eyes and silver hair which is asymmetrical. They're currently sharpening their blade.

Neptunusper speaks in an angelic voice and seems unhelpful.

They also have a pet: a turtle with four heads. If you were to ask, you'd learn that the pet's name is Ambassador Escott.

Neptunusper has something in their pocket: A cloth mask which covers ones entire face. And they're carrying a backpack with nothing in it.