GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
Proceed with the healer Hells Bizjak within sight of the Crystal Reef. Escort them safely before they're killed by the unholy warrior that's tracking them.
2
A filthy rapscallion named Nik Rebulj is planning to use their poisonous chemicals to raise an undead horde. Kill them before they have the chance.
3
While drinking at the Cackling Revenant Lodge, you met a sadistic surgeon named Walf. They want you to dig around the Miasmic Hideaway until you find their lost bottle of wine. They claim it's a family heirloom of tremendous value.
4
Carry the Rail of Deflection to the Traitor's Haven and yeet it thusly into a pit of fire.
5
You come awake at the Desperado's Altar. All of your possessions have been taken, except for a few pieces of parchment and a stick of foul smelling incense. You appear to be inside of a den and hear rats under the floor.
6
A courier named Genzo requires a certain item: a small prybar that grants strange immunities. Help Genzo find it, or find it first.