PATREON
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries NEW
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters NEW
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower NEW
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre NEW
Six Establishments in Squalor NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Quest Seed Generator
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
You've heard stories of a statuette that makes everyone feel calm but makes the bearer ugly. Go find it directly south of the Desolate Crossing.
2
You meet a scout who is only nice to animals. They want you to do some exploring for them. Head to the Underground Obelisk and see if you can find a dangerous tavern full of cutthroats called the Circling Deer Pub.
3
A heretical priest named Yoko Horvat is doing everything in their power to corrupt your soul. Deal with it.
4
A double-dealing fence named Chiko Gregory Janez is planning to use their poisonous chemicals to sprout wings of death. Kill them before they have the chance.
5
A cool painter named Nika needs you to bring them something: a bedroll that makes the bearer totally numb. Nika is willing to provide favor with the local lord in exchange for finding it.
6
A double-dealing fence named Timotej Zalar killed your best friend and now they must be punished. Find an incontinent woman named Seimur in the nearby temple. They may know where Timotej is.