GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
NuRelics (d12)
1

Aliskeye

rare RCD mod, said to be capable of revealing surface level thoughts.
2

0x2020

From the bowels of G0, 0x2020 is a master timepiece whose hands have stopped at the moment of thermonuclear impact. A priceless heirloom.
3

The Battery of Hate

A long-running power source. If you don’t mind being transformed into a raging lunatic.
4

The Golden Bonsai

A bonsai tree which has been kept alive for centuries. The radiation it has absorbed over the years causes it to glow gold.
5

The Annular Tannulet

The Tannulet is said to disable all electronics within a small circular area. But that area is said to be growing.
6

GaiaViz

Rumored to be part of the satellite guidance system from one of the Big Ones, GaiaViz allows you to view anywhere on earth from space in perfect detail, once per day.
7

Demento Mori

The mind of a psychotic hacked-out viral ghost, or what’s left of it. Unclear whether it started as a consciousness or a program. Now it’s just a kernel of its formal insatiable carnage, air-gapped in an ancient cyberdeck.
8

The GlitchGrinder

A toy wired up by Kid 0x29A, the GlitchGrinder can be used to chaotically hack local electronics. The dials and knobs perform random functions.
9

Bill’s Glass Eye

The glass eye of a guy named bill. Treated as a collectors item, though nobody knows exactly why.
10

Walt’s Head

A perfectly preserved, unaugmented head of a twentieth century oligarch in a dome of cryogel. Said to be capable of psychic communique.
11

PALL_x0

A nanoswarm capable of rebuilding cells in realtime. Practically grants immortality, never successfully replicated.
12

Caxxeine

Stolen from a pharmacorp lab, one Caxxeine pill is said to grant the gift and the curse of constant waking life.