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Odd Skills and Traits
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A Life in Three Acts
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A Cabin in the Woods
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Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
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Abhorrent Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
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A Life in Three Acts
(d66/table)
A tale, told by an idiot, signifying nothing
Born.
Lived.
Died.
11
Eldest daughter.
12
Rejected as an heir.
13
Child prodigy.
14
Spoke to ghosts as a kid.
15
Biggest bully in the schoolyard.
16
Discovered as a foundling.
21
Never learned to speak.
22
Runt of the litter.
23
Phil's brother.
24
Fated to rule.
25
Born in a barn.
26
Born ugly.
31
Latchkey kid.
32
Marked by fate.
33
Born feeble.
34
Someone better's twin.
35
Cushy childhood.
36
Hated school.
41
Baker's boy.
42
Mother killed barbarians.
43
Witch's apprentice.
44
Born into a loving home.
45
A whelp as a child.
46
Butcher's boy.
51
Childhood bully.
52
Unwanted.
53
Musical prodigy.
54
Golden boy.
55
Sickly child.
56
Terrible student.
61
Fell from the heavens.
62
Always wore shorts.
63
The mean twin.
64
Baptized by pain.
65
Remarkably ugly baby.
66
Born under a harvest moon.
...
11
Wrote a book.
12
Danced the “Rai-ta-ta.”
13
Slew dragon.
14
Once saw a whale.
15
Worked the docks.
16
Never fought back.
21
Took up with pirates.
22
Learned the banjo.
23
Lied, cheated.
24
Felt loved once.
25
Despised by most.
26
Haunted by visions.
31
Couldn't decide what to eat.
32
Universally hated.
33
Always wanted better.
34
Syphillis.
35
Lost at life.
36
Squandered time.
41
Notoriously drunk.
42
Life of the party.
43
Thirty years of pig farming.
44
Broken on the rack.
45
Ate a whole loaf of bread, once.
46
Never amounted to anything.
51
Got paid to kill.
52
Slayed the king.
53
Tried to believe.
54
Yelled a lot.
55
Set fires.
56
Twenty five years of nothing.
61
Wrote one good song.
62
Loved to kill.
63
Herded oh so many goats.
64
Briefly felt hopeful.
65
Got sick.
66
Cowardly thief.
...
11
Died happy.
12
Starved.
13
Died.
14
Killed.
15
Chewed hemlock.
16
Never got over her.
21
Tired of all this nonsense.
22
Fell asleep in the bath.
23
Fell off a roof.
24
Died broke.
25
Drowned in a puddle.
26
Loved too much.
31
Jailed for murder.
32
Froze to death.
33
Searched long for meaning.
34
Sacrificed to the Goat Man.
35
Never got it together.
36
Often wished for better.
41
Died of overstimulation.
42
Struck by lightning.
43
Got it figured out.
44
Lost at sea.
45
Now a zombie.
46
Pretty much spent.
51
Dismembered by dwarves.
52
Chased down and killed.
53
Never learned their lesson.
54
Shanked in prison.
55
Heart gave out.
56
Drowned.
61
Died in the rain.
62
Died gloriously in battle.
63
Sacrified by Satanists.
64
Imprisoned for life.
65
Pretty much just weeps, now.
66
Cut into pieces.